Sexpigeon

Feb
8th
Wed
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Serious Question

A client owes me $500 for services rendered in December 2010. He is unwilling to pay, citing financial issues, and has acknowledged that his treatment of the matter has been “unprofessional.” In October of 2011 he said he could begin making weekly payments toward the balance. I responded that such a plan was amendable. He failed to respond to my response.

This client is gainfully employed and living in New York City—were he neither of these things, I would simply let the matter drop. As it stands, however, I am now considering taking the matter to the New York City Small Claims Court.

Should I proceed? Yes/No. Circle one.

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Good riddance to the spine-thrashing book, and cheerful hello to proud, erect never-reading-anymore.

Good riddance to the spine-thrashing book, and cheerful hello to proud, erect never-reading-anymore.

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The winter getup of a screamingly funny spazz, of the best friend that you are supposed to dump your boring girlfriend for, stupid.

The winter getup of a screamingly funny spazz, of the best friend that you are supposed to dump your boring girlfriend for, stupid.

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Another rejection from another agent. Apparently some other singer-songwriter is already growling overtop of circus music.

Another rejection from another agent. Apparently some other singer-songwriter is already growling overtop of circus music.

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Maybe a two-seater, a convertible. Yellow. Maybe white. Maybe that’s the car he’ll crash into a sycamore in Maine someday. Shift-stick with girl legs wrapped around it. One must plan a literary scandal, you understand.

Maybe a two-seater, a convertible. Yellow. Maybe white. Maybe that’s the car he’ll crash into a sycamore in Maine someday. Shift-stick with girl legs wrapped around it. One must plan a literary scandal, you understand.

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New checks showed up.

New checks showed up.

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What kind of sports are we talking about? Motorcycle softball?

What kind of sports are we talking about? Motorcycle softball?

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Had a bad day. The papers don’t lie.

Had a bad day. The papers don’t lie.

Feb
7th
Tue
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I fear these are like the elements at the end of the periodic table: brief in existence, structurally unable to support their own mass. Still, a remarkable accomplishment.

I fear these are like the elements at the end of the periodic table: brief in existence, structurally unable to support their own mass. Still, a remarkable accomplishment.

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A distracting smile goes a long way when you are trying to secretly photograph people.

A distracting smile goes a long way when you are trying to secretly photograph people.

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“So I was reading that concrete is totally absorbent, which means that the ground is actually wet, like, basically all the time. Which seems really gross, and why take chances?”

“So I was reading that concrete is totally absorbent, which means that the ground is actually wet, like, basically all the time. Which seems really gross, and why take chances?”

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A most literal highlight.

A most literal highlight.

Feb
6th
Mon
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Today’s modern hamburglar thieves millions of virtual patties with a single text to his broker.

Today’s modern hamburglar thieves millions of virtual patties with a single text to his broker.

Feb
5th
Sun
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Stanley Kubrick’s The Superbowl

Stanley Kubrick’s The Superbowl

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It’s not working. Everyone knows that you’re gross.

It’s not working. Everyone knows that you’re gross.