Sexpigeon

A new company, a dream team, forged in the nards of...

Mar 13th

Feel fine with the notion that “gay”...

Mar 13th

Your meekness, your restlessness, have driven you to an...

Mar 13th

Panel: Get Your Motormouth Running: An Encore Career in...

Mar 13th

A question for the panel: can she pretty please go pee?

Mar 13th

This convention is bananas! This convention is lemon curds....

Mar 13th

Noted: cicada in a light fixture.

Mar 13th

Six o’clock tomorrow morning will find this in my...

Mar 12th

Documented: the mosey.

Mar 12th

Hmm. Apparently I went to a San Diego Starbucks and got...

Mar 12th

The Saint Patrick’s Day decorations go up earlier...

Mar 12th

Southwest Airlines employee John Nakamura misses his dog.

Mar 12th

A cheeky fuck-you to the TSA.

Mar 12th

Those who start early, a kind of nobility about them. A kind...

Mar 12th

A heated onedownmanship of who is better at missing flights....

Mar 12th

Everyone is headed to SXSW, isn’t everyone? We all...

Mar 12th

Only you are going to the airport. You are at the leading...

Mar 12th

This ghost: a DVD recorder, died not even a year out the...

Mar 12th

According to his phone, the bus makes a left here....

Mar 12th

But Tiffany said this is where the party is supposed to be.

Mar 12th

A show called “The Dating Guy.” It’s...

Mar 12th

The fellow from “You Don’t Know Jack,”...

Mar 12th

Insignia of that great and buoyant vessel, the SS Mount What...

Mar 11th

Cole Valley, a marvel of non-productivity. More than sleepy:...

Mar 11th

If not the owner of this particular store, then certainly an...

Mar 11th

Mango keeps answering questions that nobody asked.

Mar 11th

Always inventing reasons to celebrate. You renewed your...

Mar 11th

San Francisco could use fewer laws and a lot more ATVs.

Mar 11th

Unstoppable new gophers.

Mar 11th

The hopeless: quite indefatigable.

Mar 11th

Yes, shrimp chips. No matter how sad they make your...

Mar 11th

Two brothers take over your train. Two brothers promise to...

Mar 10th

Remember when Fox television looked like this? Circa 1991 or...

Mar 10th

Falling onto this friendly young woman. I tip my hat all the...

Mar 10th

Sixty Kilos O’ White Pow(d)er.

Mar 9th

Five Easy 20s. (One hundred dollars.)

Mar 9th

For leech craps.

Mar 9th

Some mornings you just don’t wanna swim with the...

Mar 9th

Spartacus, recalling a popular song.

Mar 9th

A partial matchstick on the floor of the bus. That, says...

Mar 9th

Actually a new ultra lounge with a municipal-bus-themed...

Mar 9th

Wild for hail, everyone goes it. You and your underlings...

Mar 9th

Belfort! Quick! Try This Map.

Mar 9th