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For leech craps.
Mar 9th
Some mornings you just don’t wanna swim with the...
Mar 9th
Spartacus, recalling a popular song.
Mar 9th
A partial matchstick on the floor of the bus. That, says...
Mar 9th
Actually a new ultra lounge with a municipal-bus-themed...
Mar 9th
Wild for hail, everyone goes it. You and your underlings...
Mar 9th
Belfort! Quick! Try This Map.
Mar 9th
Mar 9th
Mar 9th
A lot of Culkin-skin on this bus forty-three. Milky, rosy,...
Mar 8th
A nice pant.
Mar 8th
A man peeks out of the bathroom to apologize for taking so...
Mar 7th
A singular work. An inversion of Daniel Burnham; a small...
Mar 7th
Told you so that Optima is making a comeback. It’s the...
Mar 7th
And again.
Mar 7th
Fashion tastemakers: use this as your cue for the 2010s,...
Mar 7th
Puggle. On a ruggle. Forgive me.
Mar 6th
It cannot be disputed.
Mar 6th
Forgot the orange peel, though.
Mar 6th
Key lime, if you dare to lick it.
Mar 6th
See there, dotting the I. Yes.
Mar 6th
Men of technology have no heart for botany.
Mar 6th
lovelettersto: sexpigeon: The Dutch Bike, the PT Cruiser...
Mar 5th
It’s getting so you can’t sell already-broken...
Mar 5th
After all these years the famous movie director is still one...
Mar 5th
How much is a vacant lot adjacent to a methadone clinic...
Mar 5th
Detective Bart A. Canada has a warning about two-way...
Mar 5th
A little thing, a little to-do, a little fuss. Your dentist...
Mar 5th
A muse of the minx-goddess Opportunity.
Mar 5th
Downtown Sports Club: Push-Ups.
Mar 5th
Downtown Sports Club: Baseball.
Mar 5th
A protest against Diana. She’s so mean.
Mar 5th
A protest both for and against lameness.
Mar 5th
Not a protest. Balloons are without an agenda.
Mar 5th
A protest on behalf of contraposto.
Mar 5th
A protest against shirts.
Mar 5th
A protest on behalf of trinkets. We seek the repurchase of...
Mar 5th
A protest against deciduous trees.
Mar 5th
A sandwich stands accused.
Mar 5th
Traffic patterns are being made funky by these disco goons.
Mar 5th
Mar 5th
Springs never make the spring noise. Even that silliest of...
Mar 5th
Regular finger, for fingerboarding; finger-of-the-future,...
Mar 4th
“I’m stranded, bro, so I’m gonna jog...
Mar 4th
She Lived in a Shower
She lived in a shower in the attic of a hippie house. Or, really, more of a sort of hippie add-on to...
Mar 4th
The Dutch Bike, the PT Cruiser of bikes. Arrestingly lame...
Mar 4th
Chicken on a pizza? Quit kidding around, guys.
Mar 4th
The Old Line is That San Francisco...
But this is untrue. The fact of the matter is that San Francisco cannot pull off attitude. When a...
Mar 4th
A man has mounted an arrangement of sticks. It hangs in a...
Mar 3rd
Thank you, friend, for being so skinny and so red in this...
Mar 3rd
This dance is called “The Snowy Plover.” Do...
Mar 3rd
Jazz clubs are safest relegated to the corner of one’s...
Mar 3rd
An asteroid upon one’s appetite. Ushering in an ice...
Mar 3rd
Neck length as a predictor of future income: what say the...
Mar 3rd
The perpetual sauntering contest at 24th Street, going on...
Mar 3rd
Shitty, grandiose proposal in progress. Say no, Macy.
Mar 3rd
That’s 1.66 cents per, if you’re talking cash...
Mar 2nd
A lady wishes a ginger beer. A lady wishes two chicken...
Mar 2nd
Somehow a taco. It seems to have overwhelmed its title, no?
Mar 2nd
Black beans? Shit, fuck, he doesn’t know. Refried? So...
Mar 2nd
Second-guessing. What if he doesn’t want a burrito,...
Mar 2nd
Pretty prison, yard’s a-dainty.
Mar 2nd
Not a hat. A very soft lump of coal. She is very small, she...
Mar 1st
“Local-interest blogging is a dead-end gig,” he...
Mar 1st