September 2008
August 2008
Broken Fingers.
Your fingers are mashed bags of bone. How did this happen? You had some bullshit idea about making your own pasta, that’s how. Slow down, save money, eat better. Well, now you’ve got to go the ER and that’s gonna cost ya.
Is your brain broken?
Answer: It has been for quite some time. The only remedy is a swimming pool.
David Enos, Reporting:
Places you’re going to find torn, crushed, but mostly full, boxes of ‘Nerds’ : On top of a fuse box at McAllister & Gough streets, in a bin among McDonalds prizes at Goodwill, the back of the bus, in the grip of a Daly City car thief, between two mailboxes, shoves down into the slats of a public bench, in the stomach of a lost dog.
