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Aug
31st
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Have you seen this fellow? He saws on a little red violin at the Civic Center BART station, at the UN Plaza entrance. His pieces have no meter nor timbre, but he plays with undeniable passion. Also with indefatigable duration.  My trips through this station come typically at 9:30 in the morning, then, returning, as late as 11:00 at night. He is there without fail, wrecking his poor catgut contraption, shaking violently on behalf of a weirder god.

Have you seen this fellow? He saws on a little red violin at the Civic Center BART station, at the UN Plaza entrance. His pieces have no meter nor timbre, but he plays with undeniable passion. Also with indefatigable duration. My trips through this station come typically at 9:30 in the morning, then, returning, as late as 11:00 at night. He is there without fail, wrecking his poor catgut contraption, shaking violently on behalf of a weirder god.

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But look, here is this disco pit, right here.

But look, here is this disco pit, right here.

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Don’t try to take him to a disco. You’ll never even get him out on the floor.

Don’t try to take him to a disco. You’ll never even get him out on the floor.

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An impressively surgical grip on an instrument you’d think would demand a meat-paw.

An impressively surgical grip on an instrument you’d think would demand a meat-paw.

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Treeless and seatless, our sidewalks, and look what they do to a body.

Treeless and seatless, our sidewalks, and look what they do to a body.

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From LA. Maybe he doesn’t understand how your lines work up here, because he’s from LA. Was a Fuller Brush salesman in South Central. You know, where the Crips are from. You’ve got to carry a gun if you’re a Fuller Brush salesman in South Central. You’re damn right he carried a gun. It’s not eavesdropping if the person is shouting.

From LA. Maybe he doesn’t understand how your lines work up here, because he’s from LA. Was a Fuller Brush salesman in South Central. You know, where the Crips are from. You’ve got to carry a gun if you’re a Fuller Brush salesman in South Central. You’re damn right he carried a gun. It’s not eavesdropping if the person is shouting.

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Ready for blast-off.

Ready for blast-off.

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Cobbled together some duller lifestyles into something vivacious and unique, this swishy Brutus and his party pants.

Cobbled together some duller lifestyles into something vivacious and unique, this swishy Brutus and his party pants.

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It’s been, what, 13 years? Last I ate you was over a years-long wooing, myself and my target grabbing dry fistfuls of you directly out of the box. Cinnamon Life, purchased by that one set of parents who kept their pantry stocked and chuckled at our bullshit, whose unexplained vacations made possible our first rickety fingerbangs.

It’s been, what, 13 years? Last I ate you was over a years-long wooing, myself and my target grabbing dry fistfuls of you directly out of the box. Cinnamon Life, purchased by that one set of parents who kept their pantry stocked and chuckled at our bullshit, whose unexplained vacations made possible our first rickety fingerbangs.

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Aug
30th
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It’s nice, you’d like it, to stand around all wet and nude and watch the streets go by.

It’s nice, you’d like it, to stand around all wet and nude and watch the streets go by.

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The Ben-Hur Apartments. Endearingly childish and cheap, this building’s silly, silly motif.

The Ben-Hur Apartments. Endearingly childish and cheap, this building’s silly, silly motif.

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Open Response to Allofthemwitches

allofthemwitches:

Dear Sexpigeon,

Ashley & I got engaged last night. I asked her to be my special lady up on the roof garden of the Fairmont Hotel.
We’re pretty stoked to get married in socal next April. Our only request is that you be there with us in some form. You could even skype it.

Sincerely,
Ashley & Joshua

Dear Ashley & Joshua,

You two are beautiful. I already know what I’m going to get you. It involves Kix cereal and glue. 

I have no idea how to execute on this request, but what can I say besides, “Sure, of course, I’m horribly flattered.” 

Love, 

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Bryan Cranston Is An Actor In The Vein of Peter Sellers

So consumate as to teeter into dishonesty and mistrust. 

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Just wanted to thank the John D. & Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation for making possible another six months of Sex Pigeon.

Just wanted to thank the John D. & Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation for making possible another six months of Sex Pigeon.

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Aug
29th
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Hard, hard, hard, hard suitcases. Favored by one hundred percent of young Germans in this train car. Berlin is resurgent, but how far can we allow it to go?

Hard, hard, hard, hard suitcases. Favored by one hundred percent of young Germans in this train car. Berlin is resurgent, but how far can we allow it to go?

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