Sexpigeon

Feb
5th
Sun
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Unh, ungawa, etcetera.

Unh, ungawa, etcetera.

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The Giants are standing on their own shoulders and are consequently unstoppable.

The Giants are standing on their own shoulders and are consequently unstoppable.

Feb
4th
Sat
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The doughy, dorky, domestic life for me, it turns out. Was once a handsome city drunkard. Now, an ABC family man.

The doughy, dorky, domestic life for me, it turns out. Was once a handsome city drunkard. Now, an ABC family man.

Feb
3rd
Fri
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Sent by the president of France to capture an American hot dog.

Sent by the president of France to capture an American hot dog.

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A fur vest. A real object already, didn’t even get the chance to be a euphemism.

A fur vest. A real object already, didn’t even get the chance to be a euphemism.

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Lunch today is pig vapor. Hotboxed the room.

Lunch today is pig vapor. Hotboxed the room.

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I have this really gross blister from sticking my finger in burning caramel, and I’m so sorry about shaking your hand today. Sorry.

I have this really gross blister from sticking my finger in burning caramel, and I’m so sorry about shaking your hand today. Sorry.

Feb
2nd
Thu
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Feb
1st
Wed
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Iggy Pop.

Iggy Pop.

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I almost kept reading. Thanks.

I almost kept reading. Thanks.

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Your hair finally crossed the threshold from “untenured professor” to “mid-career monologuist.” Time to develop some unpopular opinions about women.

Your hair finally crossed the threshold from “untenured professor” to “mid-career monologuist.” Time to develop some unpopular opinions about women.

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There’s still time to nominate your Tumblr blog for The Shorty Awards Tumblr Blog of the Year!

staff:

The Shorty Awards, honoring the top content producers on the social web, are once again presenting the 2nd annual Tumblr of the Year Shorty Award. The winner will be honored at their ceremony in March in NYC. This year the Shorty’s are also honoring the best Tumblr Brand Presence.

Last year the ceremony was hosted by The Daily Show’s Aasif Mandvi, and past winners include Conan O’Brien, Cory Booker, Sesame Street’s Grover, Suze Orman, Ted Leo, Neil Patrick Harris and NASA. You could be next!

Thanks to the Shorty Awards, I’ve discovered great web content producers like Conan O’Brien, Cory Booker, Sesame Street’s Grover, Suze Orman, Ted Leo, Neil Patrick Harris and NASA.

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This is one of the least-influenced things I’ve ever seen. Heartwarming.

This is one of the least-influenced things I’ve ever seen. Heartwarming.

Jan
31st
Tue
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A kind of vanity mirror for them who are truly pizza-faced.

A kind of vanity mirror for them who are truly pizza-faced.

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Uh oh, you’re being Rear Windowed, which is functionally equivalent to being Raymond Burred. You’re going to have to do a lot of things differently now. Differently in the butt.

Uh oh, you’re being Rear Windowed, which is functionally equivalent to being Raymond Burred. You’re going to have to do a lot of things differently now. Differently in the butt.