Open Response to Allofthemwitches

allofthemwitches:

Dear Sexpigeon,

Ashley & I got engaged last night. I asked her to be my special lady up on the roof garden of the Fairmont Hotel.
We’re pretty stoked to get married in socal next April. Our only request is that you be there with us in some form. You could even skype it.

Sincerely,
Ashley & Joshua

Dear Ashley & Joshua,

You two are beautiful. I already know what I’m going to get you. It involves Kix cereal and glue. 

I have no idea how to execute on this request, but what can I say besides, “Sure, of course, I’m horribly flattered.” 

Love,