Sexpigeon

Nov
23rd
Tue
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Girls are rad because they think about things like headbands, because they consider the hard-to-pinpoint advantages of having one’s hair pressed tightly around the halo of one’s skull, then allowed to fan out in Herculean manner. I suppose some men wear headbands, too, but they do so with a bracing insecurity. They need you to get the little joke their headband tells. Girls, no.

Girls are rad because they think about things like headbands, because they consider the hard-to-pinpoint advantages of having one’s hair pressed tightly around the halo of one’s skull, then allowed to fan out in Herculean manner. I suppose some men wear headbands, too, but they do so with a bracing insecurity. They need you to get the little joke their headband tells. Girls, no.