Visit! COLONIAL STYLE! DAVID! JULIE! FINGERS! KAT (PRO)! TOOSH! ! ALLAN ET AL! BROCK ET AL! EVE ET AL! contact arthur at sexpigeon dot org var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6110568-1"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @sexpigeon)http://sexpigeon.org/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz69qsdeny1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Only you are going to the airport. You are at the leading edge, my friend.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/443343275http://sexpigeon.org/post/443343275Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:04:07 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5v2dZ9o11qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This ghost: a DVD recorder, died not even a year out the womb. You knew it by a faint and mournful churning from a cobwebbed cabinet underneath your television. It has been exorcised onto the sidewalk.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/443006864http://sexpigeon.org/post/443006864Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:47:04 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5jdkRZck1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>According to his phone, the bus makes a left here. Ball’s in the driver’s court, then.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/442646070http://sexpigeon.org/post/442646070Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:34:35 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5j6md3BI1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>But Tiffany said this is where the party is supposed to be.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/442638111http://sexpigeon.org/post/442638111Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:30:07 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz5cf0XM4u1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A show called “The Dating Guy.” It’s captivating. Threadbare jokes that were kleenex to begin with. Been hired to illustrate a Flash game, you see, and I am ripping off its every vector.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/442340515http://sexpigeon.org/post/442340515Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:04:03 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4zynaiCr1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The fellow from “You Don’t Know Jack,” tapping out his comeback novel. Could use a Sprite, if you’re heading out.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/441843828http://sexpigeon.org/post/441843828Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:35:07 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4om1NFCX1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Insignia of that great and buoyant vessel, the SS Mount What The Fuck.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/441490040http://sexpigeon.org/post/441490040Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:30:04 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3vnrmcZ31qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cole Valley, a marvel of non-productivity. More than sleepy: asleep. Asleep inside a goose. Nice little things to fill your home and stomach, here.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/440746545http://sexpigeon.org/post/440746545Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:04:36 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3vkavhgT1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If not the owner of this particular store, then certainly an able caricature of a store-owner in general.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/440743535http://sexpigeon.org/post/440743535Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:02:37 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3m8m0QRy1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mango keeps answering questions that nobody asked.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/440376993http://sexpigeon.org/post/440376993Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:41:05 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3e0q3Smf1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Always inventing reasons to celebrate. You renewed your driver’s license. Beers. You got a long-deferred haircut. Cocktails. You are still STD-free, except for maybe HPV, which everyone has and which boys can’t be tested for anyway. Shots.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/439995907http://sexpigeon.org/post/439995907Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:43:35 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3dmefQyL1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>San Francisco could use fewer laws and a lot more ATVs.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/439978894http://sexpigeon.org/post/439978894Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:35:05 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3a3dPpTE1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Unstoppable new gophers.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/439834623http://sexpigeon.org/post/439834623Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:18:35 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz39yiS6Wc1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The hopeless: quite indefatigable.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/439829224http://sexpigeon.org/post/439829224Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:15:00 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz39soW8H41qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yes, shrimp chips. No matter how sad they make your traveling companions.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/439822831http://sexpigeon.org/post/439822831Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:12:04 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1x1vYQ7G1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Two brothers take over your train. Two brothers promise to make you sweat. Two brothers promise to cook you eggs; each brother claims to be better than the other brother at cooking eggs. You’re the judge, now, and two brothers’ anger knows no bounds.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/438413369http://sexpigeon.org/post/438413369Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:39:34 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1j8azJ6x1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Remember when Fox television looked like this? Circa 1991 or so? Those wild days are lost.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/437823940http://sexpigeon.org/post/437823940Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:40:35 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1j15HFFe1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Falling onto this friendly young woman. I tip my hat all the while, and I fling my coat across the puddle into which I crush her. Chivalry.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/437815267http://sexpigeon.org/post/437815267Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:36:37 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz184pFPTH1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sixty Kilos O’ White Pow(d)er.</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/437388536http://sexpigeon.org/post/437388536Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:41:09 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz17keZ3kr1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Five Easy 20s. (One hundred dollars.)</p>http://sexpigeon.org/post/437369673http://sexpigeon.org/post/437369673Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:29:05 -0800